Top 10 Reasons Why I Hate Dogs
2009 April 18
They are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!- They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
- They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
- They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
- They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
- They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
- They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
- They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
- They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
- One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too
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haha yea. I assure you, no dogs are allowed in my home, but that house was my mums.
Welcome to the “NO DOG ZONE.”
This is SO FUNNY!!!! Years ago, my boss had two Alfa Romeo sportscars. He also had a bull terrier. One day, he went to visit a friend who owned a farm. They were sitting and drinking coffee, and suddenly the farmer friend looked out the window and said to my boss, “Your dog eats pig shit.” My boss looked out the window, and saw the dog sitting on a manure pile with his head cocked to one side, grinning his goofy grin. They went back to their coffee, when suddenly the farmer looked up and said, “He’s eating pig shit again.” My boss looked outside again, only to see the dog sitting on the manure pile once again.
Shortly, my boss said so-long to his friend and got his dog into the back seat of the car. They were driving down the bumpy concession road to the highway, when suddenly the dog said, “BLEEEEECCHHHHHHHH!!” My boss looked around, only to see dog puke covering the entire backseat. It was about 90 degrees outside, and that only made the puke smell worse. They pulled into a gas station, and the attendant asked my boss, “What would you like me to do?”
My boss said, “For starters, you can clean that up!”
Don’t you hate when your friends know you hate dogs, but they always say, “but you loved my dog.” and I just look at them like did I just say something in Martian or something? I can’t stand dogs, no matter how big or small. I’m such a cat person that I just abhor them by friggin instinct. Whenever I go to somebody’s house with a fu*****, all you hear out of my mouth is, ‘GET AWAY FROM ME!’ and the owners don’t do any fn thing. Pisses me off! Or when you’re trying to eat and the dog is right there. Makes me wanna puke!
Another thing that dog people do, when you say that you don’t like dogs, they want to tell you how you’re wrong. Wtf is wrong with these emotionally needy people? If you don’t like dogs, then you don’t like dogs! Period. And there’s no story about your dogs vanilla shampoo that makes a difference! WTF? I’m 45. I didn’t like dogs when I was 5 and I have never liked them and will never like them! It is people who have dogs that abuse them by the way. People like me, who don’t want to get near them, never think about abusing any animal.
Great to hear your side teehache
always willing to help out a fellow dog hater, sheltron! but it is true; i hate dogs, but would never, ever hurt one. i would have to get dog smell all over me and that would be disgusting.