They are loud. BARK!! BARK!! BARK!! Even reading those three words is annoying!- They are dirty. They lay down their dog shit wherever they are – On your lawn, on my lawn, in their own beds, on your bed. And on the odd occasion I end up with dog shit on my shoes and don’t find out until I’ve walked through my house… by GOLLY THAT MAKES ME FURIOUS!!
- They smell. They need to be washed like a car otherwise they infect uphostry (couches, carpets, curtains) with their stench.
- They get angry. And frankly I’m scared of most of them.
- They dribble. And their slime gets onto your clothes. eeeuch!
- They are ugly. Ok, ok, I’ll make a few exceptions for some puppies, but in general I don’t think they are an attractive animal.
- They need so much attention. They go mental if they are left alone for long periods of time (much to the annoyance of the neighbours i.e. me!)
- They wreck stuff. Chewing, knawing, eating, scratching
- They render owners backyards unusable. Don’t you dare walk back there with bare feet!
- One killed my cat! (June 08) The cutest fricken cat in the world too
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