What If You Could Control Cinema Session Times?

January 23, 2012

I go to the cinema about 3 or 4 times a year. The primary reason is that the pre-set evening session times are annoyingly inconvenient. Movies that start at 6pm is no good. It’s too early because I’m starving when the movie finishes at 8pm. 8pm is too late for dinner! And cramming dinner down before […]

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Piz Buin SPF30 Allergy 200ml Sunscreen Back In New Zealand?

December 27, 2011

This summer I ran out of favourite sunscreen, Piz Buin, and to my dismay I found out that it is not sold in New Zealand anymore! I even contacted SC Johnson (the importer) and asked why. They sent me an email saying “sorry, we weren’t selling enough so we cancelled the product line”. I couldn’t […]

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What’s Your Favourite Way To Drink Coca Cola?

December 3, 2011

Here’s a list of my 3 favourite ways to drink Coca Cola Coca Cola 250ml Glass Bottle Crown Cap My #1 favourite because: Glass keeps the coke super cold The contour of the bottle not only looks elegant and sexy but is functional too because it pours the coke pleasantly down your throat You need […]

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12 Reasons Why I Am Anti Smoking

September 30, 2011

Before I begin this rant, I want to be clear about something: It’s not just the act of smoking I find revolting, it is the people who smoke that I really hate. Some may say “they are helpless victims under the spell of a powerful and addictive drug”. To that I say: “Do we all […]

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Why Is All Food Tasting Bitter? It Could Be Because You Ate Pine Nuts A Few Days Ago. Pine Mouth

September 14, 2011

This one time I noticed that everything I was eating that day was tasting very bitter. It started with breakfast. My cereal with fruit and yoghurt on top was tasting bitter. At lunchtime, my sandwhiches tasted bitter. That night, my dinner tasted bitter (even though it was chicken cooked the way I always cook it). […]

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My 10 Favourite iPhone4 Apps

August 31, 2011

Google Search Why? Because it makes it easy to search Google Images, Google News, Google Places etc and tells you if you have unread Gmail AutoStitch Panorama Why? Because you can stitch up to 16 photos together to make a giant panorama DropBox Why? Because you can store documents in your DropBox.com account and store […]

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I Convinced A Guy To Turn Himself Into Police After A Hit And Run

August 17, 2011

This one time I was driving towards town in a 70kph zone one sunny morning. I was just rounding a gradual right hand bend when a beat-up red car coming from the other direction crossed over the centre line. It smashed into the rear right hand side door of a small grey/blue car travelling in […]

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Does Google Hate Me? Has Google Banned My IP Address? Why Is Gmail Blocked From My Computer?

May 31, 2011

This one time I couldn’t access the Google products that I use all day, every day: Gmail I have 14 email addresses piped into my Gmail account Google Search This is the bedrock of my existence! Google Analytics I look after 40+ websites and couldn’t access any data Google Docs Google Adwords Google Adsense Picasa […]

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Evidence That Natural Selection Doesn’t Work: Rabbits Bums

March 3, 2011

Here in New Zealand we have 2 kinds of rabbits: Domestic pet rabbits (that are often white and fluffy) and wild brown rabbits. When you see a NZ wild brown rabbit running away from you, you will notice a flash of white with every bound they take. No, it’s not a camera with a flash […]

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Invention: Car Trains – Retrofit Your Car To Become Car Train Capable

October 18, 2010

When you are out driving between cities do you see lots of other people going in the same direction? Of course you do! What a waste of fuel. And because of the following distance we must maintain for safety reasons, think of all that momentum being wasted with fighting air resistance. I don’t want to […]

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