Landfill – Buy Now At Bargain Prices To Mine The Gold Later

Every week we put out our glass, plastic, bottles, cans and paper for the council to recycle.

Are you aware that these materials are first sorted and then buried?

Unfortunately the cost of recycling materials such as plastic and aluminum is greater than cost of buying new.

Sad.

The council keeps a map of what they bury where, in the hope that one day it can be dug up and sold for cash.

Therefore I propose that you purchase garbage dumps and closed landfills at a bargain price today so that one day (perhaps in 20 years) you can mine your trash for nuggets of gold!*

(*results may vary)

You won’t even have to get your hands dirty. By that time there will be robots that will pick through the trash for you!

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